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HR Administrator - London

Employer
Pachamama Group
Location
London
Salary
Competitive
Closing date
14 Sep 2018

HR Administrator – London

Finding a job is a relatively simple process.

Finding a sense of belonging is an altogether different prospect.

At Pachamama group we think a little differently about all of this.

We are a Restaurant group made up of creative and forward thinking individuals and thus we seek those who don’t simply want a job, because a job is a boring slavish existence where one spends one time dealing and interacting with a bunch of miserable, disillusioned dunderheads.

We scour the masses for people who sparkle and want to further themselves and understand the vitality of a balanced team that works as a family for the bigger picture.

We wish to embolden the growth and development of individuals within the folds of our expanding restaurant group and if you are of a similar disposition and bored of working with small minded buffoons, whom have about as much vision and foresight as a side of smoked trout, then you should look no further.

Our dishes are Peruvian-inspired and insanely flavoursome and our drinks and general bar program is really quite exceptional. Experience in this particular field of cuisine is always nice but certainly not essential.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Pachamama Group.

With exceptional organisational skills, a meticulous eye for detail and a warm and sincere manner, Human Resources Administrators are those responsible for taking care of both business and people. The best of the bunch have a genuine approachability about them and are thus able to deal with myriad personalities very easily. They recruit new talent, as well as looking after the current team, and have a genuine and unwavering love for discovering those that will really flourish within the company. It can be a challenging role, having to be both agony aunt - or indeed uncle - and assiduous office whizz, but those that triumph at this position are generally some of the nicest people you’ll ever have the good fortune to meet; for not only is their work highly rewarding but they are the also the ones drumming out the very heartbeat of the organisation. Working closely with all of the individual head of departments, they discover, enrol, encourage and thrive in putting aces in places; creating a formulated family that work together in perfect motion.

That is of course, unless they are a complete narcissist and are secretly planning to enslave mankind using mind control techniques, which they have been honing since their childhood. If this does happen to be the case, with all due respect, please do not bother applying for this position.

To join the Pachamama family you will need to prove that you…

  • Have a thorough working knowledge of Microsoft Excel and Word.
  • Have at least one year’s recruitment selection experience with a high volume London hotel, restaurant or member’s club.
  • Have a comprehensive knowledge of employment law and be able to confidently advise our management team with regard to the compliance of policies and the aforementioned.
  • Are of both a proactive and positive disposition, and are able to handle challenging situations with decorum and benignity.
  • Have a sagacious grasp of all IT packages that are relevant to the position.
  • Have an impeccable command of the English language both written and spoken.
  • Are a confident, well-groomed individual who enjoys communicating with people from all walks of life, and relishes in encouraging them and inspiring their personal and professional growth.
  • Are not a cosmic space goblin who travels across the universe on the back of blue leopard looking for new worlds to conquer, disguised as a HR administrator.

PERKS OF THE POSITION

  • Twenty-eight days of paid holiday per year.
  • Competitive rates of pay, which will increase according to performance, dedication and improvement within the company.
  • Chance to grow with and work for an exciting restaurant group that is ever expanding.
  • 50% discount on all food and drinks when you dine alone at our restaurants.
  • 30% discount on all food and drinks when you are dining with up to two guests at any of our restaurants.
  • Fantastic in-house training programs and incentives to assist your professional and personal growth within the company.
  • The chance to actually work for a restaurant group that cares about you and wants to see you thrive.

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